Were the Wild Things Were.
A story about a capricious young boy who's sent to bed without supper. While playing in his wolf costume alone in his bedroom, his imagination creates a whole new wonderful world of lush forest and expansive desert; filled with the remnants of amazing adventures that would appear to have just been had by wild and fascinating creatures. Everywhere he goes it looks like something amazing and fun just happened but he's always one step behind where the wild things were (seen in photo above unsuccessfully trying to chase down one of the Wild Things). Eventually after wandering around for a few hours, unable to catch up to the action, he gets so dejected and frustrated that he snaps out of it to find the last lukewarm scraps of what was meant to be his supper waiting for him in his bedroom.
Gay and Gayer, a remake of the lovable cult classic Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd Christmas is an outrageously gay limousine driver in Providence, Rhode Island, who becomes infatuated with his passenger, Mark Swanson, as he drives him to the airport. Mark is heading home to his family in Asspen, Colorado but leaves a briefcase at the airport. Lloyd notices, and retrieves the briefcase before a pair of thugs arrive to pick it up, dashing ahead of them to snag the briefcase. Lloyd is unable to catch Mark in time, and is left on the ramp of the airport with briefcase in hand. Harry Dune, Lloyd's roommate, is in the pet grooming business, and has recently spent his life savings converting his van (a 1984 Ford Econoline) into a sheepdog. *(seen above with a reverse dog boner as the two go racing as fast as they can to Colorado) They are in a race against the thugs to get the briefcase to Asspen and back in the hands of Mark Swanson, as the audience is treated to the gayest comedic romp they've ever seen. Leaving them wondering, who is gayer?2012, 2
In 2009, American geologist Adrian Delmsley learns from a colleague, Dr. Satnam Tsurtuami, at an underground copper mine in India that neutrinos from a massive solar flare are acting as microwave radiation, causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly. At the G8 summit in 2010, heads of state are made aware of the situation, which was prophesized by the Ancient Mayans to culminate on the 21st of December, 2012. They begin a massive, secret project intended to ensure the survival of humanity. But before they can even begin it's discovered that ANOTH
ER cataclysmic disaster is about to wipe out humanity just a few months before the date of December 21st 2012, predicted by the ancient Mayans. This new disaster was predicted by the Ancient Aztecs and is even worse! In 2012, Jackson Turtis is a writer in Los Angeles who works part-time as a limousine driver for Russian billionaire and amature pilot Yuri Parpoff. After being told about the Mayan prophecy he starts to get ready to save his family and survive the apocalyptic destruction. But right in the middle of it he's made aware of the Aztec prophecy, which happens a full two months earlier than the Mayan one! Now with even less time the world and Jackson have to clamor even more quickly to survive. AND if they survive the first world ending Aztec prophesized cataclysm they're fucked because of the second Mayan one.While I have several other scripts and adaptations that I've pitched to closed-minded studio execs and producers with no vision, these are my favorites. I felt it necessary to get it off my chest how frustrated I've been that these brilliant ideas have not been made into films, and perhaps more sadly never will. If you are a producer, with vision, and you want to make the world a richer and more colourful place, please help me make any one of these visionary scripts come to life.
Sincerely,
Wes Regan
Asteroid Later- I believe there's still a chance these films can be made.
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